[hello, we are at the ranch and she is going to hold your hand or ELSE. she takes his hand with the one that isn't fucked up and drags him to go look at the ranch but also clothes.]
What d'you want to look at first?
[at least she seems like she's in a bit more of a good mood? a little.]
[ he hates affection week actually and he hates that karlach had to murder her robot boyfriend and was sad about it so now he has to be Nice to her with a capital N. ]
Anything that isn't a week old and doesn't smell? Just because we're used to this doesn't mean we have to live like this any more.
[ and this, sweet karlach, is the miserable effect caring about everyone has. (no, but also yes). either way, he’ll wander over and drop himself down in the sand next to her.
he's still reeling from the surprise of being suddenly shadowed and dragged into this place, and then surrounded by a memory that isn't his and he doesn't know. it being one of karlach's though? that's something else entirely.
he knows the context, after all. but seeing everything, all of it-- that's... ]
[grabby hands!! alpha week for karlach means she is not taking no for an answer (like she does normally but listen) and is just taking him along. t-poses him into having fun. maybe we get attacked by spiders, idk.]
we're gonna find a place with a mirror, actually, she's going to drag him along until they find one. he has to ask about the dick she already sent him mail but he RUDELY DIED and didn't get it!!]
[ we're on the hiiiighway to an Ending of Some Description. ]
So. Is there anything you desperately want to get done before we get ripped out of this place to wherever we may or may not end up, or have to go home, or whatever?
Drinking every juice at the juice place? Gothic makeover? No fighting the bees.
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Anyway, what's the last thing you remember?
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Generally speaking, Baldur’s Gate. But we know how much of an absolute social engagement nightmare that was.
[ everyone! wanted their attention! always! and to kill them. ]
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w0, monday
(it's the winery) ]
Crack open one of these.
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Why? [she's not arguing, she's doing it, but she's curious.]
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w0, late tuesday
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I’M NESTING IN THE MORTUARY
[ bless ]
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haven't told anybody shit not my fault if they make assumptions !!!
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anyway, where is karlach he senses in his bones she has depression now. ]
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she's holding a little wooden figure in her hands...]
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w1, MONDAY
What d'you want to look at first?
[at least she seems like she's in a bit more of a good mood? a little.]
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Anything that isn't a week old and doesn't smell? Just because we're used to this doesn't mean we have to live like this any more.
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w1, wednesday post mini event
he is here though. he's just entirely flopping over karlach and using her like a big pillow ]
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immediately she shifts to make room for him, wrapping her arms around him with a big happy sigh. noses at his hair.]
That's so nice. Hi, fangs.
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w1, FRIDAY
she just looks tired. hi, astarion.]
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just a little silence, only vibes. ]
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w1, sunday
... Well! That could've gone much worse.
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no the beach is fine, she likes it here. she's just sort of like... exhausted, more than anything.]
It really could have. I'm glad she's alright.
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w2, MONDAY
and you are greeted with a memory.]
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he's still reeling from the surprise of being suddenly shadowed and dragged into this place, and then surrounded by a memory that isn't his and he doesn't know. it being one of karlach's though? that's something else entirely.
he knows the context, after all. but seeing everything, all of it-- that's... ]
Was that--? [ at the end. the voice. ]
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w3, MONDAY
[grabby hands!! alpha week for karlach means she is not taking no for an answer (like she does normally but listen) and is just taking him along. t-poses him into having fun. maybe we get attacked by spiders, idk.]
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I GUESS HE IS BEING DRAGGED ALONG. ]
Of all the spots for a lovely walk, you chose this place.
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I still think a cat would be better at keeping secrets. [ shut UP ]
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puts her hand over his mouth from where she's flopped out in the library. no more debates we are free.]
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w3, saturday
trial. gale nearly getting his face smashed in. wow. astarion looks tired. ]
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w4, MONDAY
Did you see the big place with the games and lights on the ocean? Let's go.
[someone is excited!]
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The what--? [ it's funnier if he hasn't had a chance to look around yet. ]
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FINE WEEK 5 SATURDAY
anyway hello. he's dead now. tell him about your boyfriend's shape of water dick ]
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we're gonna find a place with a mirror, actually, she's going to drag him along until they find one. he has to ask about the dick she already sent him mail but he RUDELY DIED and didn't get it!!]
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w6, MONDAY
Come explore with me. Are you settled in?
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As much as I can be, I suppose. There’s a lot going on over here, isn’t there?
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w6, saturday
Well.
We all know it’s impossible for these things to not be dramatic and exhausting, but this was new.
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she's actually probably still fuming a little, but she's trying to keep it to herself for the most part.]
Didn't have to happen the way it did.
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w7, monday
So. Is there anything you desperately want to get done before we get ripped out of this place to wherever we may or may not end up, or have to go home, or whatever?
Drinking every juice at the juice place? Gothic makeover? No fighting the bees.
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I'M NOT DOING MOIST I HATE IT so she's normal.]
Oh, gothic makeover sounds very fun. I really want to just sort of... have a good time before everything goes to shit.
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w7, FRIDAY
It really is like the last night before the end, isn't it.
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A little, yes. I wonder if we'll get to feel this all over again in a couple of weeks as well?
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