Yeah! That's the one! [i like that this is just like the worm is happening again karlach doesn't even notice she's hearing his thoughts because she's so used to it]
I nearly tried to rip his spine out his arse because -- well, he hasn't got one, but you get my point - because he kept making me lose money.
To be fair to you, you haven't exactly had the chance. [she picks up one, tossing it up and down - and then throws it! i rolled an 18 so it smacks the target, to which karlach pauses and goes:]
w4, MONDAY
Did you see the big place with the games and lights on the ocean? Let's go.
[someone is excited!]
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The what--? [ it's funnier if he hasn't had a chance to look around yet. ]
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[helpful
she drags him off towards the tree]
There's prizes and things that you can win.
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Maybe I have trauma, Karlach. [ i mean he does but like. c'mon. ] I got turned into a wheel of cheese last time.
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Oh, fuck, you too? [LMAO] It was kind of fun.
[can't exactly think as a wheel of cheese.]
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By that stupid djinn at the stupid carnival thing? [ He absolutely bloody cheated. ] Yes. Did you call him a cheating bastard too?
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I nearly tried to rip his spine out his arse because -- well, he hasn't got one, but you get my point - because he kept making me lose money.
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Oh, I'm convinced he was doing something. It wasn't sleight of hand, I'd have noticed. Maybe a magical trick?
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[grumbles.]
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I bet it was. [ wait. ] If she knew why didn't she say something?? I could've pinched it.
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Awww, come on! You're not cheese now.
[pulls him to some of the carnival booths]
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[ oof. ]
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What d'you want to try first? [look at all these chickens]
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... Anything with throwing? It's been a while since I've done anything long range.
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[looks for a throwing booth... finds one! it's like a throw the little beanbag sacks at things type game.]
Win me a prize, fangs.
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Ugh. I can't be that rusty already, can I?
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To be fair to you, you haven't exactly had the chance. [she picks up one, tossing it up and down - and then throws it! i rolled an 18 so it smacks the target, to which karlach pauses and goes:]
... Oh. Lucky shot.
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Maybe I should be asking you to win me something.
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[ 🥺 omg… bear boyfriends… ]
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Yeah, but you have to name him! I'm decreeing it.
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Oh yeah?
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