🔥 astarion

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Shadowheart said to me later he had a ring on that had magic on it. Bet it was that.

[grumbles.]

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I bet it was. [ wait. ] If she knew why didn't she say something?? I could've pinched it.

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Probably because she thought it was funny that you turned into a wheel of cheese.

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Tell you what! She can turn into the wheel of cheese next time, and I'll be sure to sell her for the best market value I can find.

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[HELP]

Awww, come on! You're not cheese now.

[pulls him to some of the carnival booths]

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Trauma, Karlach.

[ oof. ]

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Stop that. [pokes him with her tail.]

What d'you want to try first? [look at all these chickens]

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[ gazes. ]

... Anything with throwing? It's been a while since I've done anything long range.

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Bet you'd smoke the hells out of that, yeah. Uhh...

[looks for a throwing booth... finds one! it's like a throw the little beanbag sacks at things type game.]

Win me a prize, fangs.

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[ i forgot dice maiden hates my guts. he'll try a warm up throw and.... kinda? doesn't fail? like he doesn't break anything, which is a good start ]

Ugh. I can't be that rusty already, can I?

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[becks your 8]

To be fair to you, you haven't exactly had the chance. [she picks up one, tossing it up and down - and then throws it! i rolled an 18 so it smacks the target, to which karlach pauses and goes:]

... Oh. Lucky shot.

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[ dice maiden hates me!!! ]

Maybe I should be asking you to win me something.

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I can do that. [a little grin.] What d'you want? A bear to match Clive?

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If you want to get your bear a boyfriend, I’m sure you don’t need me as an excuse, darling.

[ 🥺 omg… bear boyfriends… ]

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[BEAR BOYFRIENDS...]

Yeah, but you have to name him! I'm decreeing it.

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Oh, you might come to regret that.

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[bet]

Oh yeah?

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Indeed.

[ he’s going to think of the most pretentious name he can think of. for sweet clive’s boyfriend. ]

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Well, come on then, hit me with your best shot while I work on this.

[she could just steal it but this is more fun]

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[ said totally deadpan as she lines up for another shot. ]

Big Daddy Bear.

[ stop. ]

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[throws it - and then snortlaughs]

You might as well just call it Halsin.

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He is rather broad, isn’t he?

[ hmm. ] Although if you name the bear Halsin, you’ll have to explain the joke to him. He’d probably be flattered or amused though.

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He'd absolutely be both. He's got --

[a beat.]

An appetite? Is that subtle enough? I'm working on my subtle.

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Around me? Darling?

[ talk about the man’s muscles, do it. ]

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[help, she laughs.]

Right, right. I don't know, it was mostly to blow off some steam! I don't think I could stick it out with him, honestly. He's sweet, but not really my type.

[mostly I just didn't want to go to what might be death by rotten old brain without getting to touch someone. a little sigh.]

Big, though. Gods.