🔥 astarion

[ablazement]

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[haematocritical]

[ alpha week is just karlach's affection week bass boosted.

I GUESS HE IS BEING DRAGGED ALONG. ]

Of all the spots for a lovely walk, you chose this place.

[ablazement]

[correct]

It's outside, you old stick in the mud. Come on. [wheee] Have you looked around much? I know Gale's in the big library or whatever.

[haematocritical]

We're not going to get him out of that place easily, you realise. Do you think we can smuggle Scratch in?

[ whee. ] Mostly the abandoned city so far. It's quite melancholic, but beautiful in a way.

[ablazement]

Reminds me a bit of home. More than last week's, anyway.

And what, what's gonna stop us from taking Scratch in, huh? The tree?

[haematocritical]

Something rustling in the trees and him running off to investigate it and we don't have an appropriate potion use to figure out where he's going from the delighted yapping?

[ this is so specific. ]

[ablazement]

Oh, you've got experience, have you.

[snortlaugh]

[haematocritical]

You’re not telling me he never sprinted off somewhere all excited in the whole time he was with you.

[ablazement]

Yeah, but he listens to me if I call him back. [heehee]

Anyway. New week ahead of us, yeah?

[haematocritical]

He listens to me too! [ wow. ] He just gets excited sometimes.

Right… a new week. What’s it going to be this time? They just crack our heads open and look into our minds directly?

[ablazement]

Wouldn't be surprised. It's honestly just mimicking the worm over and over again.

[alpha week is just AUTHORITY.]

[haematocritical]

[ (narrator voice) ]

It sort of is, isn't it? We didn't have-- no wait, we did have markings. We just couldn't see them all the time.

[ get a new hook, cult. ]

[ablazement]

Cults are so fucking unimaginative.

I don't know, though, I feel weirdly good this week. Shouldn't, after everything, but I do.

[haematocritical]

They all want the same thing too, did you notice? Oh I want to summon god. Oh I want to rule the world. Oh I want power nigh-infinite.

[ snort ] I want power nigh-infinite but you don’t see me shoving tadpoles in eyes and kidnapping people to terrible little villages.

[ ok sir. ]

… Yes, I expected things to be a bit more subdued. Maybe there’s something in the water?