🔥 astarion

[ablazement]

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w3, wednesday

[haematocritical]

[ makes you pc with me post-mini event. they can hide in the library and steal books (no) ]

...

I still think a cat would be better at keeping secrets. [ shut UP ]

[ablazement]

[they steal books and write stupid shit in the margins and put them back

puts her hand over his mouth from where she's flopped out in the library. no more debates we are free.]

[haematocritical]

[ they should. they write "hi gale we were here" in the margin of some book about magical theory.




also rude. he licks her hand. ]

[ablazement]

[SQUAWKS

she immediately wipes it off on his face, laughing!]

[haematocritical]

[ SQUAWKS BACK

don't reverse uno him like this?? ]

[ablazement]

[IT'S TOO LATE

bites his hand for good measure]

[haematocritical]

[ just lies here and lets this happen i guess.

mmrrggrrgrgr. ]

[ablazement]

[sprawls...]

What's on your mind, fangs? [tail flickies. like a cat with their tail on the keyboard.]

[haematocritical]

As... interesting as a debate is, apparently, I'm still not entirely sure what the purpose of these weekly events actually is.

[ he's also really thinking about that cat question but SOMEONE doesn't want to discuss it. ]

[ablazement]

You know, I've never asked. [she says, thoughtfully.] Bonding, maybe? Trying to keep morale up?

[haematocritical]

Is it moral building if someone is throwing up assumptions about your preferred sex position…? Someone like Rondo might explode and then where will we be?

[ablazement]

[snorts.]

Well, I think it's morale building. [winks at him] I did go easy, though - you're right, we can't have Rondo exploding.

[assigns her flopped out laying down in his lap because she's a great dane who wants to be a lap dog so bad.]

Do you like him? I always want to know your thoughts on the people around us.

[haematocritical]

What kind of morale, dear? [ the sexy kind. ] He would go so very red and possibly collapse, and while that would be funny, it would probably be mean or cruel or whatever.

[ worth it. also hello there. ]

I’m not sure I’ve spoken to him enough. He seems very…. good. [ bleh. ] Pure hearted? Would leap into the fray to help out a soul in need and not ask for coin at the end, that sort of thing.

[ablazement]

[it's alpha week so his first question gets her to put her fingers up in a v shape over her mouth and stick her tongue between them, waggling her eyebrows. like a lady.]

You're right, that's exactly how he is. [a little yawn as she settles down.] Your favorite.

[haematocritical]

[ does a fake, scandalised face. ] Surely not.

Favourite is a strong word. Annoyance, perhaps. Confusion, maybe.

[ablazement]

[heehee.]

He's sort of just like a big puppy, yeah? Like Scratch, but a human. Wants to be your friend. [tail flickies.] Be nice to him for me, will you?

[haematocritical]

I think everyone’s either too young to be interested or too on edge to eat you out, darling. [ it’s alpha week. i just typed that. ]

[ anyway stop death flagging me i’ll fight you in the costco ] I’m always nice.

[ablazement]

Ughhhh, which is a shame. Party on Tuesday was the perfect chance, and yet. [wilts forever she's so UNLOVED

anyway i'm not the one who sent a wednesday pc YOU stop death flagging ME]

You're fine, I suppose. [teasing!!]

[haematocritical]

And yet! It was surprisingly tame. Aside from all the drinking. Somehow that’s more disappointing.

[ HOW IS PCING YOU A DEATH FLAG NOW wow ]

Oh, just fine, hm? I see.

[ablazement]

[SUSPICIOUS TIMING

she reaches up to pat his face, grinning.]

You get embarrassed if I go on real tangents.

[haematocritical]

[ stop pcing you fivever ]

You get so sappy. You could just tell me I’m nice to look at and leave it there.

[ablazement]

You are nice to look at!

But you know that's not all there is to you. There's more to you than just your body, fangs. And I think you should hear that as often as I can tell you.

[haematocritical]

[ hmmmMMMMmmmmMMMMmmmmmm ]

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I know. [ character development and canon point, yo. ] My wit and personality are just as wonderful to behold. Now stop being nice to me and tell me who you'd happily alpha top. [ thanks nina ]

[ablazement]

[character development!! she's proud of him, but it's not going to stop her from saying it, because she thinks that even if you know, having someone else tell you is nice.

that does make her laugh, though! she stretches idly.]

Already did Boots. [she manages to say this without being sad this time!] I don't know, my choices are a little slim.

[haematocritical]

[ he's allergic to sincerity. but he does lean forward at that. nat really smashed through your window at mach fuck. ]

Oh?

[ good she deserves to get it even if he rudely DIED and astarion is going to kick his ass when my prayers are answered and he goes to the gy ]

... How did that work, by the way? You know. [ pointed face. IS HE LIKE A KEN DOLL DOWN THERE. he'll stop if she does get sad with a capital S but

BUT. ] I'm not sure why you think your choices are slim. People should be so lucky.