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Karlach Cliffgate ([personal profile] ablazement) wrote2024-06-08 09:23 am
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-17 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ nat really came to this murdergame with a loaded pistol ready to fire.



astarion sniffs. ]


Well at least he had good taste.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-17 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ might fight a metal man later, for making karlach said. wow. ]

You don't need me flattering you, darling. [ karlach knows she's hot. astarion knows he's hot. gale. well. gale's doing his best. (be nice) no ]

And you?
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ two men are dead and a cyborg is dying tomorrow, girls. ]

I am a little curious, yes.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-17 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ flurry your week 0 ship. i'm so scared of you and nat. ]

... [ hmmmm. ] Then... it's a shame it came to all of this, then.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-17 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ powerful...


watches this happen like oof. wince. don't do damage, karlach. ]


Yes, well being in a big sacrifice bin doesn't stop you feeling attracted to people despite everything. [ spoken as the king of the sacrifice bin who probably definitely caught a feeling and had to crush it beneath his heel a few times. ]
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he loves sacrifice! ]

I suppose. It was a lot — but it’s not as if I expect this to be weighted in our favour.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-17 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)










Oh we are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-18 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I imagine people would be a lot more depressed if we’d picked someone innocent and they were dead.

[ a lot of soft hearts around here. ]

Still. You know well enough you don’t have to run around being overly optimistic around me.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-18 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I’ve already done that about seven times already. Did you know people are quite touchy-feely? [ he says to queen casual touch ]

… It’s fine. Maybe we should just hope the next one isn’t quite so personally targeted. [ goes to dm the mods like “kill him, do it” ]
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-18 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ personally i think karlach and gale should be blocked from the gy for being the bestest girl and gale. (i love you gale i’m sorry i’m mean) ]

We’d be tempting fate by breathing at this point, Karlach. Might as well have a little futile hope.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-18 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ no. you died last year. ]

Better than you did yesterday, at least.

[ for the love of god, astarion. ]