I don't enjoy being hungry. [ but ugggggh. ] They might have some animals somewhere. If cultists show up to fight us it'll be awkward for everyone if you're lightheaded and fall over trying to run at things.
... Okay, but if the choice is rats and me, pick me. [she doesn't want him to have to go back to eating rats, that upsets her real bad.] I can deal with a couple of cultists on an empty tank, give me some credit.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. [ a pause. ]
I'm not going to say no, [ he's not an idiot when there's a free meal going.] but I did feed before coming here so it shouldn't be an issue for a while.
We’ll… see. Depending on how miserable this whole situation turns out to be, I might need a support after I bash my head into a rock enough times to try and forget all about it.
Hah. You get on my nerves enough and I'll help you find the rock. [teasing!!] Or we could do the easier version and get drunk as a dwarf on payday, whenever we get desperate enough to start homebrewing in a tub.
[ he explodes into dust to avoid having feelings, dying on weekend 0 in a world record for death in a murdergame. ]
If I’m desperate enough I’ll be taking you up on that. [ she could probably find the rock, heft the rock and crack it over his head at the right angle to send him into a week long coma. ] … Made something potent enough, drink enough of it and then I really might take you up on that blood offer.
You got it. Is that how it works, then? I guess it would. [thinking about that one what we do in the shadows gif of the guy going like we drank from some guys who did drugs and now i am a WIZARD]
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... Okay, but if the choice is rats and me, pick me. [she doesn't want him to have to go back to eating rats, that upsets her real bad.] I can deal with a couple of cultists on an empty tank, give me some credit.
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I'm not going to say no, [ he's not an idiot when there's a free meal going.] but I did feed before coming here so it shouldn't be an issue for a while.
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[quietly fusses]
You can lean on me when you need. I know you know that.
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[ no, not companionship! ]
We’ll… see. Depending on how miserable this whole situation turns out to be, I might need a support after I bash my head into a rock enough times to try and forget all about it.
[ lmao. lol. ]
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Hah. You get on my nerves enough and I'll help you find the rock. [teasing!!] Or we could do the easier version and get drunk as a dwarf on payday, whenever we get desperate enough to start homebrewing in a tub.
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If I’m desperate enough I’ll be taking you up on that. [ she could probably find the rock, heft the rock and crack it over his head at the right angle to send him into a week long coma. ] … Made something potent enough, drink enough of it and then I really might take you up on that blood offer.
[ let a man get utterly pissed. ]
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You got it. Is that how it works, then? I guess it would. [thinking about that one what we do in the shadows gif of the guy going like we drank from some guys who did drugs and now i am a WIZARD]
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[ he can get blood drunk, why not alcohol blood drunk? ]