🔥 astarion

[ablazement]

Comments

[haematocritical]

Oh we are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

[ablazement]

[snort.]

It's... all I've got, right now.

[haematocritical]

Yes, I imagine people would be a lot more depressed if we’d picked someone innocent and they were dead.

[ a lot of soft hearts around here. ]

Still. You know well enough you don’t have to run around being overly optimistic around me.

[ablazement]

[a beat, and she brings a hand up to rub at her face again.]

I don't want you to break out in hives. [she jokes, lamely. but, more genuinely:] I know, Astarion. Thank you. Really.

[haematocritical]

Oh I’ve already done that about seven times already. Did you know people are quite touchy-feely? [ he says to queen casual touch ]

… It’s fine. Maybe we should just hope the next one isn’t quite so personally targeted. [ goes to dm the mods like “kill him, do it” ]

[ablazement]

[the only thing that astarion dying accomplishes is karlach swan diving into the graveyard and taking gale with her so think about that]

You are tempting fate with that.

[haematocritical]

[ personally i think karlach and gale should be blocked from the gy for being the bestest girl and gale. (i love you gale i’m sorry i’m mean) ]

We’d be tempting fate by breathing at this point, Karlach. Might as well have a little futile hope.

[ablazement]

[kill me kill me kill me

there's a beat, and she glances at him.]

... Fuck, I must look really terrible if you're telling me to have hope.

[haematocritical]

[ no. you died last year. ]

Better than you did yesterday, at least.

[ for the love of god, astarion. ]