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Karlach Cliffgate ([personal profile] ablazement) wrote2024-06-08 09:23 am
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I think everyone’s either too young to be interested or too on edge to eat you out, darling. [ it’s alpha week. i just typed that. ]

[ anyway stop death flagging me i’ll fight you in the costco ] I’m always nice.
Edited (MAKES THAT SOUND A BIT BETTER) 2024-07-04 19:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet! It was surprisingly tame. Aside from all the drinking. Somehow that’s more disappointing.

[ HOW IS PCING YOU A DEATH FLAG NOW wow ]

Oh, just fine, hm? I see.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stop pcing you fivever ]

You get so sappy. You could just tell me I’m nice to look at and leave it there.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hmmmMMMMmmmmMMMMmmmmmm ]

...

I know. [ character development and canon point, yo. ] My wit and personality are just as wonderful to behold. Now stop being nice to me and tell me who you'd happily alpha top. [ thanks nina ]
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's allergic to sincerity. but he does lean forward at that. nat really smashed through your window at mach fuck. ]

Oh?

[ good she deserves to get it even if he rudely DIED and astarion is going to kick his ass when my prayers are answered and he goes to the gy ]

... How did that work, by the way? You know. [ pointed face. IS HE LIKE A KEN DOLL DOWN THERE. he'll stop if she does get sad with a capital S but

BUT. ]
I'm not sure why you think your choices are slim. People should be so lucky.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ week 0. goes to ask nat (no. but i will at endgame) ]

... [ he also hmmmms at that. honestly, good for her. get that physical contact with the hot cyborg. ]

There are a lot of kids here. At least they're keeping it together. [ mostly. also i just went through the list and my god there are so many kids left. ]
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ heh. ]

... Gods, we really have been left as babysitters, haven't we?
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there there. ]

I'd offer to get you a drink but I'm not sure your hangover would appreciate it.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is why you don't care about anyone but yourself (false) and remain entirely unattached! (partially false)



(chappell roan voice) i told you so. ]


Karlach, I am not surprised.

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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he sighs and smacks her in the shoulder lightly. ]

Stop that. I'm not surprised, but that doesn't mean you have to go back to pretending everything's just fine.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ looks at her like please. ]

I'm very bad at offering comfort, you know. But don't lie when you just told me you're struggling.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Karlach.

For fucks sake, I'm bad at it but I'm willing to try. [ AAAA. ]

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