🔥 kate

[ablazement]

shitpost incoming

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Week 1, Monday

[sootprints]

[ kate, who is normally pretty deadpan... enters the funky fashionista shop and collapses to the floor dramatically, like she's just reached an oasis in the desert. ]

Finally.

[ablazement]

[HELP KATE THIS IS CUTE

karlach is in a better mood today - she laughs, even, when kate drops dramatically.]

Dream come true, huh? [heehee.] I'm going to have to help you carry the lot out with you, I think.

[sootprints]

[ pulling herself up and composing herself... mostly ]

Would you? I have a lot of wardrobe space I need to fill.

[ablazement]

You got it.

Hey, you want to pick some things out for me too, maybe? I'm absolute rubbish at putting things together.

[sootprints]

For you?

[ visibly tilting her head to look karlach up and down. ]

What kind of style do you like?

[ablazement]

[looks at her own outfit, which is still the leather, and then:]

Uhhh... not armor? [help.]

[sootprints]

Something lighter, then? Do you have any colors you like?

[ablazement]

I like blue, but it doesn't always go with... me.

[gestures.]

Not white. Blood stains.

[sootprints]

... How often are you getting blood on your clothes?

[ablazement]

[sweats]

Sometimes blood happens!

[sootprints]

There must be times where you can have a reasonable expectation of no blood!

[ablazement]

You never know when something's going to explode in your face.

[THIS IS NOT SOLID LIFE ADVICE]