🔥 yuffie

[ablazement]

shitpost incoming

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[mogger]

[ karlach please do not indulge this nonsense....... ]

The number on your back. It's how many times a day you've thought about teaming up with me!

[ well, that answers that question ]

[ablazement]

[a

pause.]

Number on my back? [what]

[mogger]

That's what you were looking for, right?

[ jumps off the bulletin and lands in front of karlach!! dramatically!!! ] And the word "AVERNUS"....

[ yuffie has "Sonon" and "Nero" right next to each other over her torso ]

[ablazement]

[a... pause.]

Ah. Yeah. That's what it is, 'course it is. [sigh. she glances at the words she's got - but doesn't mention them because she's trying to be less nosy.] Stupid, really. This place is going out of its way to be a dick.

[mogger]

It really is. You can't just wipe them off, either.

But I've got an idea. I'll be your word bodyguard [ for a price! ] I can block everyone's view so no one gives you shit about it.

[ is yuffie's teensy 5'2" body even enough to block the tats from sight?? well, apparently she thinks so ]

[ablazement]

Uh... huh. [she says, slowly, looking yuffie over, and then:]

Alright, sure. What's it gonna run me? [she didn't say for a price out loud but karlach's expecting it.]

[mogger]

If ya get your hands on any materia, you hand it over!

[ always about materia with this girl ]

[ablazement]

I've got... no idea what that is?

[mogger]

[ do you mind if i just handwave yuffie explaining what materia is? bc i know ur canon familiar and ive had to explain it so much ]

Sound like a deal? [ already like standing behind her trying to block the writing with her body...... loser ]

[ablazement]

Sure. Isn't like I've got a use for it anyway, why not.

[help]

[mogger]

[ you're a real one flurry ]

Yeah! Let's do this.

[ anyway she is just following karlach around now doing her best to make sure no one can ever see the tattoos again!!! body block ]

I won't ask about it either, [ her writing. how kind (?) ] soo.... where do you want to go?