I like everybody here, really, I'm just fucking around, but. It's kind of hard to not have some difficult run-ins, right? We've got a big group, and people act stupid when they're scared.
And I'm a bit spooky to people who haven't seen anybody like me before, so.
It's a big prison, but we're not allowed leave. All we're doing is waiting for the guy to come out and monologue our ears off about what the evil plan is.
We've got so many. If we can rally the troops, fancy pants, we could take over. We'll have to call in law'n'order, she'll have good ideas on tossing the government.
No idea, I only just met her here. I think her name's Aerith? She's really good at coming up with laws. You know, like the law of open the fucking roads up and hey, get this fog outta here!
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Glad someone can recognize that.
[ But, more importantly, ]
What's this about hags?
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Big nasty creatures. They smell like bog and ass, and they eat babies and make deals. But the deal always goes bad for you eventually, you know?
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[ He says this like... genuinely. ]
But I appreciate the warning. It sounds easy enough to avoid them. Just stay away from the smell, right?
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[she raises an eyebrow, but she's a bit amused by it.]
Just stay away from the smell and the piss-poor attitude. [...] So I guess like half the people who dropped in here.
[be nice karlach]
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Well, I wasn't going to be the one to say it. Had some difficult run-ins, then?
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And I'm a bit spooky to people who haven't seen anybody like me before, so.
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[ He is used to different looking people that's what space travel will do to a person. ]
Still, most of them seem willing to cooperate. That's always promising.
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[she kind of loves it? she's an adventurer at heart.]
Anyway, you're right, this is the most well-behaved group of prisoners I've ever seen.
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[ It's not like they're just supposed to waste away here, right... ]
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It's a big prison, but we're not allowed leave. All we're doing is waiting for the guy to come out and monologue our ears off about what the evil plan is.
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[throws her hands up in the air.]
Okay, new plan. Villain comes out, we both stand up and tackle them to the dirt and feed 'em to the leeches if they don't send us home.
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[yeah ok those are words]
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Is that something she does often?
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[ Hold up. ]
... That wasn't a side of her that I got to see.
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[ Wide grin. ]
I bet you two hit it off.
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[karlach, perhaps unsurprisingly, is into fun people.]
What about you, find anybody you like around here?
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[ THIS IS FALSE. ]